Liberty Clip Paracord Keychain - Bottle Opener - Money Stash - Key Ring - Black, OD Green and Brown with Gun Metal Clip (OD Green)

Feature

OPEN - Bottle opener so you can stop asking everyone else.
STASH - Credit card suddenly not working? Keep some cash on you for an emergency (or a six-pack!).
CARRY - Don't lose your keys! - Secure them to your pants belt loop or a backpack for safe keeping.
CUSTOMIZE - Fold and insert a five, ten, twenty or hundred dollar bill and customize your clip.
GUARANTEED - 100% MONEY BACK within 30 days if for any reason you're not satisfied.

Description

THE ULTIMATE SOCIAL SURVIVAL KEYCHAIN

"Does anyone here have a bottle opener?"
"Where the (expletive) are my keys at?"
"But I don't have any cash on me."

If you have ever said any of these in anger or frustration, RattlerStrap is here to liberate you.

You'll definitely have your keys with you when you head out after work, go camping on the weekend, or decide to unwind and hit the trail, so keep these three things in mind before you do.

CASH IS KING
You probably use plastic for most of your purchases, and while it's getting less common to come across cash only establishments, they do still exist (especially off the beaten path). Debit swipers go down all the time, and when your bank freezes your money to "protect you from fraud", you don't want to be at a gas station in the middle of nowhere with no way to pay.

YOUR KEYS WANT TO BE LOST
Don't give in. Clip them onto something. The last thing you want when getting back to your car after a 4-day backpacking trip, is to realize that your keys must have fallen out at the hot springs near mile 11.

KNUCKLE SCARS
After William Painter invented the crown bottle cap in 1892, it took him two more years to realize he needed to invent an opener. During that time beer drinkers could be identified by deep purple scars on their fingers (WTF). If you're tired of never having an opener and needing to ask your manly friend to open it with his wedding band, liberate yourself.

Get a liberty clip, put in a $20 bill (or better yet a Benjamin), and next time a friend can't find their keys, drive them home, buy them a beer, crack it open, and tell them why they need a liberty clip.