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Completely NOT SAFE FOR WORK, offensive and insulting individually wrapped cookies
Great for parties, gag gift, birthdays, graduation; warning label included in package that the cookies are NSFW
Premium gourmet vanilla cookies. Instructions included for optional bonus game/challenge
Assortment of messages from our list of over 300 fortunes and insults
Cookies come in stylish black eco-friendly gift box, box is carefully wrapped in eco-friendly packing material

Description

Bonus box insert: Up for a Challenge? Objective: Work your fortune message into a conversation at the dinner table (or any social setting) without anyone recognizing it was an actual fortune. How to Play: Pass out 1 (or more) cookies to each guest. Everyone breaks and secretly reads their message. If you can work the fortune into the conversation without anyone calling bull for 1 minute, yell "FORTUNE !" Declare yourself a winner [and your tablemates suckers]. WARNING: Nsfw means not safe for work! WARNING: this warning implies we are giving an actual warning. WARNING: Do not eat fortune cookies while operating heavy machinery. WARNING: You may lose your fortune. That would make you unfortunate. Un-fortune-eat. WARNING: Sexy fortunes can lead to pregnancy. WARNING: Cookies must be opened to read fortunes without super vision. WARNING: In case of fire break cookies. WARNING: We don't care what you think. WARNING: Randomness.