Finding the best guards against insanity suitable for your needs isnt easy. With hundreds of choices can distract you. Knowing whats bad and whats good can be something of a minefield. In this article, weve done the hard work for you.
Reviews
1. Confessions: The Game of Secrets and Lies. Probably The Most Awkward Party Game You Will Ever Play
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Confessions is probably the most awkward party game you will ever playIncludes 308 cards (298 confession cards and 10 voting cards)
A naughty icebreaking game for groups of 3 - 10+ players
Can be played as a fun drinking game
Must be 17+ as contains naughty content
Description
Confessions: The Game of Secrets & Lies is a simple bluffing game. You read a card prompt and tell a story, giving as many or as few details as you want. The other players guess if you're telling the truth or a lie. The genius? The card prompts range from hilarious to fantastically awkward.
If you enjoy playing games like Cards Against Humanity, Truth or Dare & Never Have I Ever, it's likely that you'll LOVE playing Confessions.
Each Confessions pack includes 308 cards (298 Confession cards & 10 voting cards).
Confessions can also be played as an adult drinking game and the alternative drinking rules are included with the game.
Due to the naughty nature of the Confessions game, we recommend that it's played by guys and girls who are 17+ years of age.
This is NOT a family card game and we strongly recommend that you don't play this with your parents or children.
2. Guards Against Insanity Edition 4, An Unofficial Naughty Expansion Pack
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Unofficial Cards Against Humanity naughty expansionIncludes 112 NEW cards (90 White cards & 22 Black cards)
100% compatible with Cards Against Humanity expansion packs
Must be 17+ as contains naughty adult content
Can be played as a stand-alone game, however it's more fun when combined with Cards Against Humanity
Description
If you have a dark sense of humor, this is the naughty expansion you've been waiting for.
Guards Against Insanity Edition 4 consists of 112 cards; 22 black question cards and 90 white answer cards.
ADULT HUMOR: Guards Against Insanity contains sexually explicit material. So, if you or your friends are easily offended, this probably isn't the right product for you.
3. Guards Against Insanity Edition 2, An Unofficial Naughty 3rd Party Expansion Pack
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A naughty third party expansion packIncludes 112 cards (90 White cards and 22 Black cards)
Guards Against Insanity is only for people who enjoy going dark
Must be 17+ as contains naughty adult content
Description
If you have a dark sense of humor, this is the naughty expansion you've been waiting for...
GAI Edition 2 consists of 112cards; 22 black question cards and 90 white answer cards.
ADULT HUMOR: Guards Against Insanity card games for adults contain naughty content. So, if you or your friends are easily offended, this probably isn't the right product for you.
4. Cocks Abreast Hostility - Cock Pack One (Just the Tip)
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100 "White" Cards25 "Black" Cards
Traditional black and white card backs
Seamlessly playable with official cards
Will not melt steel beams
Description
Cock Pack One: Just the Tip - Card fronts appear in "Fair Use Blue" and "Copyright Compliant Navy", while card backs are traditional black and white, making them playable with other card games with similar initials. - Nearly 100% of the proceeds from every purchase will be converted into either single malt Scotch or small-batch Bourbon.5. Crabs Adjust Humidity - 5-Pack Omniclaw Edition (includes Vol. 1-5)
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This is a combined special edition containing all the cards from Volumes One - Five of the infamous crappy little 3rd-party, unofficial expansion to Cards Against Humanity.Includes all 560 cards (400 white, 160 black) from Crabs Adjust Humidity Volumes 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5, as well as an exclusive storage box with room for future expansion.
You need to own Cards Against Humanity to use these expansions.
Custom serialized hologram on every box, so you know you're not getting a counterfeit.
Professionally printed on linen-finish, casino-quality cards. 100% compatible with Cards Against Humanity.
Description
This is a combined special edition containing all the cards from Volumes One - Five of the infamous crappy little 3rd-party, unofficial expansion* to Cards Against Humanity**. Also includes an exclusive storage box with room for future expansion.* This is meant to be played with Cards Against Humanity. We mean it.
** Cards Against Humanity is a trademark of Cards Against Humanity LLC, and is completely unaffiliated with this game or its publisher.
6. Clones Attack Hilarity, 150 Card Expansion Pack Against Humanity
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Love Cards Against Humanity but hate yourself? Buy these 150 unaffiliated, unofficial, but totally compatible cards for the world's most popular party game.150 Cards (112 White, 38 Black)
Cards are the same size, weight, and finish as the original Cards Against Humanity cards
*For use with Cards Against Humanity. You must own Cards Against Humanity to play.
Description
Love Cards Against Humanity but hate yourself? Buy these 150 unaffiliated, unofficial, but totally compatible cards for the world's most popular party game.Let hilarity ensue as you and your dumb friends compete for the title of 'Most Horrible Person'.
No size issues here... All Clones Attack Hilarity cards are measured and cut to fit perfectly with your Cards Against Humanity base game.
Instructions for Clones Attack Hilarity:
Step One: Mix these cards with Cards Against Humanity
Step Two: Play
Step Three: Pee your pants
*Disclaimer: Clean pants not included.
Q: Will these fit in with my base set of Cards Against Humanity or are all the cards different sizes because you guys don't know how to use a ruler?
A: We do know how to use rulers and we made sure these cards are exactly the same size, thickness and finish as the original Cards Against Humanity cards.
You must have Cards Against Humanity to play this game.
Card backs are black and white while card fronts are slightly shaded. A dark, dark hint of purple on the black card fronts and a light, light hint of blue on the white card fronts.
7. Cards and Punishment: Vol. 1, an Unofficial Expansion Pack Against Humanity
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An unofficial, unauthorized, 3rd party expansion pack for Cards Against HumanityYou must own Cards Against Humanity to use this expansion. It is not for use without original game.
Professionally printed on casino-quality cards with a linen-finish.
Includes 34 question cards and 76 answer cards.
Now in the correct size, for her pleasure! (Pleasure not guaranteed)
Description
Love Cards Against Humanity but find yourself playing with the same old cards all alone? Have some empty space burning a hole on one side of your Bigger, Blacker Box? Want to spice up your game and be the coolest uncool kid in the neighborhood? Then Cards & Punishment is the expansion pack for you! This deck was designed to be used as an addition to your original game and make you a better person! Please note, this is now the second printing. Size issues have been fixed, meaning reviews of cards being too big are so last year. Now, they're just what your mother ordered. Card backs are still black and white with a minor formatting change. Card front colors are now Dark I Just Blue Myself and Tainted Ejaculate Light Yellow.8. Obscenity: A Shameless Adult Party Game
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Obscenity is a hilarious, fast-paced card game for adultsIf you are easily offended, the Obscenity game is NOT for you
Includes 308 cards, sand timer and rules
Can also be played as a drinking game
Suitable for 4 - 20+ players
Description
Obscenity is a shameless adult party game where you play in teams against the clock to describe or act out as many dirty phrases as you can without repeating any of the words on the cards.
It's a simple, fast-paced game which will make you laugh so hard it's quite possible a little bit of wee will come out.
The game contains 924 naughty words and phrases, many of which you should already know. Your less innocent friends and / or the power of the internet will help you to discover the meanings of the rest.
Easy example phrases:
- Bukkake
- Felching
- Ketamine
- Squirting
Medium example phrases:
- Donkey punch
- Mexican pancake
- Rusty trombone
- Waffle stomp
Hard example phrases:
- Badly packed kebab
- Throbbing bicycle
- Sour apple smoothie
- Spastic eagle
Each box of Obscenity includes 308 cards, a 60 second sand timer and game rules.
Obscenity can also be played as a drinking game and the drinking rules are included with the game.
Due to the naughty nature of the game, we recommend that it's played by people who are 17+ years of age.
